I want to be RaiderMatt's agent

[GreenDoberman]

I see big things in his future. In exchange for my normal 20% of earnings I promise to:

-Line up some fights for you
-Likely fix the fights so we can make additional income as well
-Shop your life story to publishers (non-fiction or fiction will come later)
-Secure a paid poster position in your future at a website to be named
-Get appearance fees for your marketing tour when you "shock the world" and win the douchebag tournament
-At last resort get you a paid gig in porn (they are always looking for guys to take strapons)

I have 20 years business experience and numerous contacts within many industries. I strongly feel you need someone of my expertise to take you to the next level.

Awaiting your response.

 

[UncleMush]

 

[GreenDoberman]

Sorry Uncle Mush, the rubber room is closed. Moose out front should have told you.

 

[texansfan]

I see big things in his future. In exchange for my normal 20% of earnings I promise to:

-Line up some fights for you
-Likely fix the fights so we can make additional income as well
-Shop your life story to publishers (non-fiction or fiction will come later)
-Secure a paid poster position in your future at a website to be named
-Get appearance fees for your marketing tour when you "shock the world" and win the douchebag tournament
-At last resort get you a paid gig in porn (they are always looking for guys to take strapons)

I have 20 years business experience and numerous contacts within many industries. I strongly feel you need someone of my expertise to take you to the next level.

Awaiting your response.

If the guy was actually in prison he may prefer the real thing.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Posts like that will make people think you are a Jake Thompson ghost or gay. Sorry for being redundant.

Please come back when you bring your A game. Here's an instructional video:

 

[texansfan]

Sorry GD, just stating the obvious is all.

 

[raidermattk]

Basically there are enough queers in prison that if you aren't it isn't an issue. Some guys are "gay for the stay" I was neither I pull lots of pussy just had a threesom bout an hour ago. And it was 2 girls Fuckers.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Texansfans, I was referring to the second post not yours.

Congrats RaiderMatt, but don't give all your stuff away for free. We got a goddamn book and a book signing tour to make money off of.

I had a one-some about two hours ago.

 

[raidermattk]

Texansfans, I was referring to the second post not yours.

Congrats RaiderMatt, but don't give all your stuff away for free. We got a goddamn book and a book signing tour to make money off of.

I had a one-some about two hours ago.

Good work,let the hand know who boss is

 

[texansfan]

Basically there are enough queers in prison that if you aren't it isn't an issue. Some guys are "gay for the stay" I was neither I pull lots of pussy just had a threesom bout an hour ago. And it was 2 girls Fuckers.

Do you keep them inflated at all times?

 

[raidermattk]

Nice one texans

 

[Jack Herer]

Do you keep them inflated at all times?

LOL

 

[raiderguy]

Do you keep them inflated at all times?

:missingte:lolBIG::lol:

 

[raidermattk]

:missingte:lolBIG::lol:

Where is the love from the nation?

 

[GreenDoberman]

All requests for love with RaiderMatt will have to go through his agent now. Nothing is free from our budding internet superstar from now on.

If I could only find that damn handshake avatar this deal would be finalized.

 

[raiderguy]

Where is the love from the nation?

:toast: Here's to a great season for us. 8-8 being the best we can do tho honestly. But hopefully D-Mac will turn out like A. Peterson did.

 

[GreenDoberman]

I sense greatness for you, internet greatness.
Only one thing left to seal the deal.

 

[raidermattk]

:toast: Here's to a great season for us. 8-8 being the best we can do tho honestly. But hopefully D-Mac will turn out like A. Peterson did.

The schedule is very easy.. Just need to hope the Jmac gets it together quick I think he will as the running game is very solid and the defnse should keep us in games.

 

[MikeB]

The schedule is very easy.. Just need to hope the Jmac gets it together quick I think he will as the running game is very solid and the defnse should keep us in games.

You were a wide-receiver in prison no? (If anybody believes that prison bullshit you are trying to sell).

 

[raidermattk]

You were a wide-receiver in prison no? (If anybody believes that prison bullshit you are trying to sell).

You were the tight end